Rand: It's been years since Mat showed up, I wonder where-
Matthew: Ugh, I narrowly survived a showdown.
Rand: Matthew, you're back!
Matthew: You're the random points guy right? Give me points.
Rand: I don't do it for f-
Matthew: Or get killed.
Rand: Fine.
<+394M points to Matthew>
Matthew: Ah, this is great.
<+60 hours flying>
Matthew: Enough for a trip to-
Operator: Who the hell are you?
Hyper: AHHHHHHHHH, WHERE ARE YOU.
Hyper: @AHHHHHHH.
Ahhhhhhh: What do you have to say?
Hyper: I want to go to a party with my friends, I'll just invite Matthew and others too. Want to come!
Ahhhhhhh: Too busy.
Hyper: On what, bro?
Ahhhhhhh: On implementing point guns. See this.
<+1M points to Hyper>
Hyper: That's it?
Ahhhhhhh: Technical limitations lead to only an upwards of 1M points being able to be shooted.
Hyper: I ama gonna buy some more points.
Ahhhhhhh: You buy too much.
Hyper: Ahhh, well everyone has forgotten this is a game by this point.
Ahhhhhhh: This isn't a game, you have a mental disorder remember?
Hyper: WHAAAAT DISORDERERR!?
Ahhhhhhh: Whatever, I need to renew flying.
Matthew: So that's it.
Operator: Wow, a long life story. Uh?
Matthew: What's this now... An invitation by Hyper?
Operator: I won't trust that guy, has a mental dis-
Ahhhhhhh: You guys were speaking of Hyper?
Operator: We have quite the party here.
<+240 hours of flying>
Ahhhhhhh: Just wanted to renew, nothing more, nothing less.
Operator: That's quite the points you have there.
Ahhhhhhh: Tha-
Hyper: HEY, GUYS I AM HERE!
Ahhhhhhh: What are you do-
Hyper: Just was testing your gun but WITH money!
Matthew: Time to explode a new guy... Wait, I don't have any points for that.
Operator: Uh, take a loan.
Matthew: 500M, I'll pay you back 1B in three months.
Operator: Sure.
<+500M points to Matthew>
<+1 explosion>
Matthew: Wait, where's Hyper? HE RAN OFF, THAT BITCH!
John: Finally, now just to...
Operator 2: Who do you think you are, CRIMINAL!
John: Here you to.
Operator 2: Checks out, wait why is there a ti-
<+3B points>
John: There we go.
Hyper: Ooh, Ma-wait, who're-
John: Oh no, Mat's friend-HIDE!
Hyper: COMEEEE HEEERE!
Matthew: I browsed the entire list, no perk to circumvent money walls-
Operator: I can make one.
Operator: Here you go.
<+1 anti-wall turret>
Ahhhhhhh: Uhh, thanks for saving me.
Uhhhhhhh: Anyone called me?
Matthew: Who the fuck are you?
Uhhhhhhh: Uhhh, I am Ahhh's younger brother.
Matthew: And where did you come from?
Uhhhhhhh: Was just walking past!
Matthew: Doesn't buy, TELL ME!
Ahhhhhhh: Yeah, Uhhh.
Uhhhhhhh: You're my brother!
Ahhhhhhh: Mat saved my life!
Operator: Well, let me che-Hmm, weird there was supposed to be another operator back then. Wait there's no person named Hmm right?
Everyone: Yeah, I don't think so.
Operator: Well we better check up what's been going on